Milwaukee - Orlando: Disney All Star Resort

One of the blue bags holds the crown jewels and other necessary princess/fairy/diva accessories. The green bag holds the electronics that her geeky mom carries around. The purple bag holds drugs and medical supplies/equipment. The red bag holds all the disposable items: diapers, wipes, swimmers, over-nights, hair care products and a vat of sun screen.

Hair's to you too!

Mamma got her hair cut. Short. Tessa looked at her, but didn't say a word.

Hair's to you!

Tessa is pitching a fit. During her tantrum she yells out, "AND I DON'T LIKE YOUR HAIR CUT. GROW IT BACK NOW!'

Note: Mamma had her hair cut 3 months ago already!

An exibitionist she's not!

Mamma's planning for the upcoming trip. "Tessa, how about visiting a beach where we don't have to wear swimsuits. We can go naked. It would be like taking a bath in the ocean."

Tessa scrunches her nose, "No, I don't want to see any boys pee pees that hang down or boy butts."

Patriotism

"I pledge the leadgence to the flag
of the United Steaks of America
and to the appliances
one Nation under God
and the invisible
for liberty and justice for all!"

Answered Prayer...a day late.

The treat bucket came home with Tessa today.

First Progress Report

The teacher writes...

We finish test four items and are work on the fifth. Any questions call

Yeah, Mamma has a question. What the heck is an S MINUS and why does Tessa have FOUR of them when you...the educated adult...can't form a simple sentence?

Satisfactory is SATISFACTORY. There are no DEGREES of satisfactory. A (-) minus sign negates. Once you take a way from satisfactory you are left with, well, LESS THAN satisfactory....which according to the chart leads us to N (Needs Practice).

Tessa is less than satisfactory in the following...1) Listens Carefully, 2) Stays on Task, 3) Follows Directions & 4) Follows Rules. Mamma doesn't need a progress report to tell her THAT.

Bedtime Prayer

"Dear Goood,
Please let me get the treat bucket at school tomorrow cause I only had the treat bucket ONCE and Lindsay, not the one from daycare, the other Lindsay had the treat bucket THREE times. Oh God pwweeeeeze...oh pweeeze...oh pweeeeze."