Tessa-isms:

The world through the eyes of a pre-schooler.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

iPhone

Tessa & Momma are watching a special on Apple's new iPhone. Tessa turns to Momma and say, "Momma. You should BUY dat!"

The Little Mermaid

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Pregnant Women

A very pregnat woman comes to the house. Tessa looks at her belly and tells her, "You ate too much."

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Hickory Dickory Dock

Tessa is running around the room until she notices the grandfather clock in the corner of the room. She stops, carefully walks up to the clock and closely examines it top to bottom, front to back. Puzzled, she asks, "Mamma? Where's the mouse?"

Monday, June 04, 2007

Tessa's First Funeral

Tessa looks at her great uncle in the coffin. Then asks his widow, "Why does he need those glasses if his eyes are closed?"

Tessa, fascinated by the idea of death, keeps going to the back of the receiving line so she can see her dead great uncle again and again. Momma suggests they sit in a pew, where Tessa can see everything that's going on next to the coffin. Tessa sits for a while then turns and asks, "Where is his cross?"