Tessa's Recipe for Pancakes

• Pancake mix


• Syrup

Wait until mama takes her shower, then mix ingredients together in a sippy cup.

Bake/Hide in toybox.

For best results. Run when mama discovers the mess.

Good Girl/Bad Girl

Mama's preparing to take a shower.

Tessa is pulling thing out of mama's dresser drawers.

"Put those away. That's not for playing."

"OK, mama. I'll put them back...

...but when you take a shower I'm playing with them."

Good Girl

"Mama. I'm going to be good for the rest of the night!"

"Can't you be good for the rest of your life?"

"No. Just tonight."

Reading to your children increases their vocabulary

Mama is reading Tessa book when suddenly Tessa blurts out, "Mama I didn't say %$#@!. Are you so happy?"

Wanderlust

A nice colorful brochure came today for BEACHES. Tessa sat down with the catalog and excitely pointed out the Seasame Street charactors, the wonderful stretches of beaches and sea life. As she turned every page she exclaimed, "MAMA! MAMA! LOOK! CAN WE GO HERE...PWEEZE."

The travel bug has been caught!

At The End of the Rainbow

"My underwear has rainbows...

...wanna see?!"

T for Tessa

Tessa runs into the room waving a calculator.

"MAMA! LOOK! T for Tessa!"

"Mama. Can I have some ice?"

A few moments later...

"Can you warm it up?"

It's all about whom?

Tessa's sitting in the living room watching TV.

Mama's in the kitchen making dinner.

Tessa hears the movement of dishes and yells out, "MAMA! WHAT ARE YOU MAKING FOR ME?"

Did you get the liscense of the car that hit you?

Yup!



Grandma got her rear end re-adjusted. Headline should have read...

Little ol' lady rear-ends little ol' lady.
One couldn't find the gas.
The other couldn't find the break.