Why children should be seen, not heard at the dinner table.

"Mamma you gotta get old."

"What?"

"You gotta get old! Like your neck."

"What?"

Tessa points at her own neck, "Like your NECK. Look at your arms."

Mamma looks down at her arms.

"Your arms are old."

"Eat your squash."

"I don't LIKE quash."

"Exactly."