Mamma's Little Helper

Tessa is helping with Saturday morning chores.

"You're such a little helper."

Tessa becomes upset, "Why did you call me dat?"

"Because you're my little helper."

"Don't call me dat!"

"But you're being so helpful."

"I NOT little! I'm big! Look Mamma! I sucked a bug up. HA. HA. Dat's funny!"