Morning Cuddles

Mamma & Tessa are cuddling in bed on a Saturday morning reading a book when Tessa announces, "I'm going to go smash Tessa's face in."

"Oh?" Asks a rather surprised mamma who'se never witnessed any agression from Tessa towards her little sister. "And do you say that to your friends?"

"No. We never smash a friend's face in."

"Do you even know what that means?"

"No."