Anger Management

We go to one of those indoor water parks. Little-miss-daredevil and I go down a three-story waterslide. On the second trip she wants to go down alone, so I go down first and then wait for her to come. I see a wild-eyed child flailing and falling out of control down a slide much larger than her. With a swoosh she disappears under the water. When I retrieve her she is screaming, "I'M NOT MAD ANYMORE!"

"What? That made you mad?"

"NO! I'M NOT MAD ANY MORE!" And she runs off to climb the stairs and do it again.

So, if you or somone you know needs anger management. It's the blue waterslide at Chula Vista Resort in the Wisconsin Dells.